Smoke. Drink. Smoke. Drink. Smoke. Repeat until you feel better/ forget everything.
Calls from the landlord are the worst.
I have no idea what it is about phone calls that get me so anxious. Even when they’re with my best mates I still get all weird.
That’s third year finished! Just another 5 to go….
Quite simply, he is the most exciting striker I’ve seen since a young Michael Owen emerged.
Garth Crooks on Christian Benteke.
That is some serious praise!